Think you're a hockey wife? Go through the following checklist to know for sure.
#1: If/When you go ice skating, your husband doesn't have to rent skates. He brings his own.
#3: You know why there were hockey skates in your oven.
#4: You know what used hockey gear smells like. Unfortunately.
#5: You know what the Stanley Cup is.
#6: You know the quote, "You miss 100% of the shots you never take," is usually used in the context of basketball, but was actually said by Wayne Gretzky.
#7: You know who Wayne Gretzky is.
#8: Your basement is decorated with posters of 5+ different hockey teams.
#9: You know that a hockey "jersey" is not called a jersey. It's a sweater.
#10: You quote "Miracle" weekly and have watched it at least a dozen times.
#10: Number of hockey games watched/attended before meeting your husband: 0
Number of hockey games watched/attended after meeting your husband: 100+
#10: You have a stack of hockey tape in your garage.
#10: Hockeymonkey.com is on your list of frequently visited sites.
#10: You own Mighty Ducks and D2.
#10: You own Mighty Ducks and D2.
If you answered affirmatively to at least 8 of the above things, you know what it means. Accept it.
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