How to: Get Out of Going to See Jurassic World With Your Husband

Do you:

A. Love your husband?
B. Hate Scary Movies? (i.e., Jurassic World)

If you answered yes to the above questions, this guide is for you. (If you answered no to the first question, click here).

I love my husband. I love going to the movies with him. I don't like scary-dinosaur-theater-is-shaking-big-teeth-I-think-I'm-going-to-wet-my-pants-can-I-open-my-eyes-yet movies.

Ever since my husband saw the trailer for the new Jurassic Park movie, he has been excited. I have been terrified. Even the previews gave me the willies.

So, how do you get out of going to see the movie without hurting his feelings? Follow the steps below and you will should have success in avoiding the movie and also avoiding hurting feelings. (Note: while this method hasn't been tried on any other movies besides 'Jurassic World,' it can be assumed that the outcome would be the same.)

Step 1: Have a baby shortly before the movie comes to theaters.

Step 2: Have your little brother invite your husband to a late showing of 'Jurassic World.'

Step 3: Tell him that he can go (act disappointed that you won't be attending to avoid him thinking you don't want to go), you will stay with the baby.

Step 4: Enjoy not being scared to death of man-eating-monsters.