How to get and use a banana slicer.

How to get and use a banana slicer.
Maybe you have seen this banana slicer before in the grocery store. Today, I am going to tell you how to get and use one of these.

STEP 1: Go on a Disney cruise. Why is this important? What does it have to do with a banana slicer? That will become significant in a minute.

STEP 2: Meet a really cool guy named Joe. Joe will be crucial in your banana slicing journey. (PS-this step is CRUCIAL. If you go on a Disney cruise and do not meet a cool guy named Joe, you MUST return to step 1.)
STEP 3: Invite Joe to come and stay with your family for a fun-filled vacation.
STEP 4: Have Joe buy you a banana slicer. (This may or may not be a tricky step. Some people find that their friend Joe will just give them a banana slicer on his own. Others have found that their friend Joe has needed a little hint here and there to give them a banana slicer.)
STEP 5: Slice your banana with your new banana slicer.