HOW TO: Share Your Peach Milkshake

You buy a milkshake. Everyone wants a sip, but no one is exactly sure how to make it fair. Let's be honest, you want to be the dominate sipper without others' recognizing it. You've been there before. Well, fret no more! I'm going to share with you a cute and crafty way to secretly dominate the sipping and fancy up your milkshake sharing experiences.

1. Count how many people want a sip of your milkshake.

2. Take the number you counted to and memorize it.

3. Go to the straw dispenser and get that same number of straws.

I had counted to 3, I picked up 3

4. Open the straw wrapping.

Like this.

5. Remember the number you counted to... think of a shape that has the same number of vertices. 

(2- line segment, 3-equilateral triangle, 4-square, 5-regular pentagon, 6-regular hexagon, 7-regular hexagon, etc. )

6. Place the straws in your milkshake in that shape.

equilateral triangle

7. Sip...and secretly dominate. 

How to get and use a banana slicer.

How to get and use a banana slicer.
Maybe you have seen this banana slicer before in the grocery store. Today, I am going to tell you how to get and use one of these.

STEP 1: Go on a Disney cruise. Why is this important? What does it have to do with a banana slicer? That will become significant in a minute.

STEP 2: Meet a really cool guy named Joe. Joe will be crucial in your banana slicing journey. (PS-this step is CRUCIAL. If you go on a Disney cruise and do not meet a cool guy named Joe, you MUST return to step 1.)
STEP 3: Invite Joe to come and stay with your family for a fun-filled vacation.
STEP 4: Have Joe buy you a banana slicer. (This may or may not be a tricky step. Some people find that their friend Joe will just give them a banana slicer on his own. Others have found that their friend Joe has needed a little hint here and there to give them a banana slicer.)
STEP 5: Slice your banana with your new banana slicer.